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James Geary

Covert Comment: Sometimes an imitation Greek pillar is enough.  All classified aphorisms, all the classified time.

 

Out Of Context

Covert Comment: Everything profound.

 

Guest Rejects Compromise Your National Security for Cash

PostRejects

Covert Comment: If you want to know where the real secrets are posted ...

 

Jack Handey

Covert Comment: I wouldn't want to be a comedian like Jack Handey. But as for actually being Jack Handey, the man himself, that might be acceptable.

 

Steve Aylett

Covert Comment: If we were cleared to read this guy's writing, how would we know it?

 

KGB Report

Covert Comment: Yeah, that KGB.

  

Covert Comment: The good news: Ruminations published the joke about me sleeping with my Chief of Station's 18-year-old intern daughter.

The bad news: It turns out a lot of people at CIA read Ruminations.

 

Uri Geller with his mother in the early 1970's

Uri Geller's Web Site

Covert Comment: Until Uri Geller bent some spoons, it never occurred to me that all people everywhere are children of G*d imbued with a spark from the Divine Fire. Needless to say, mere language cannot adequately describe this web site. Please, whatever else you do on behalf of Middle East peace, write and ask Uri Geller to pose for a picture with The Covert Comic.

... Or ask him to bend the Internet.

  

Police Limit

Covert Comment: CIA officers don't have powers of arrest. But if we did ...

 

Point 64

Covert Comment: Very good military-intelligence web site featuring breathtaking imagery.  But I guess that's pretty obvious (I don't actually remember doing this, by the way).

 

The Unpoet

Covert Comment: ... As in UN poet (get it?).  If everyone read this man's ideas and put them into practice, there'd be no need for CIA.  So please, for my sake, don't read this man's ideas (or if you do, please don't put them into practice).

  

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