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What's New with The Covert Comic!
(Note: cleared readers only, please.)
Monday
Secret 45.331. An interagency intelligence task force is the
sincerest form of flattery.
Definition: Conference room camouflage. Asking questions, writing down
notes, proposing action items.
Tuesday Most people mistake having an opinion for thinking. This isn't just my opinion, it's also what I think. In marriage, successful communication is key – with dead drops and brush passes being particularly effective methods.
Wednesday
Inspirational Secret of the Week If your altitude is determined by your attitude, then your velocity is determined by your viscosity.
Thursday
In the real world, Barbie is the action figure and Ken is the doll.
When they finally sacked Troy after ten long years of war, you just know
the
ancient
Greeks
were
thinking: 'We should have
tried
this
Trojan
horse thing the very first week.'
Friday
Executive Intelligence Summary
Is it that people can't handle the truth, or vice versa?
Monday The Covert Comic. He's neverywhere! Closed Letter to the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence: There's nothing wrong with the CIA that can't be fixed by what's even more wrong with the CIA.
Tuesday After all is said and done, maybe we could try saying and doing it in some kind of order next time. Secret 2.23.94. In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there's even less.
Wednesday Secret Scarehead of the Week Millions of Pounds of Cheese Recalled - Much of It Fondly
Thursday If charity begins at home, I bet I know in which room. It makes perfect sense that the CIA would have tried selling cocaine in the late 1980’s, since by that time everybody was buying weed.
Friday Executive Intelligence Summary Secret 0.361929. Know thyself, but officially disavow the relationship.
* Secret Stickers!
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Can't we all just
coexist?
