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For federal employees in Washington DC, July 4^th is marked each year by a brief pause in fireworks.

● My favorite smell is Kevlar. Unless Kevlar doesn’t have a smell, in which case my favorite smell is me wearing Kevlar.

● The irony is not lost on me, it’s exploring.

● The hardest part of training AI models is teaching them the runway walk.

● We talk a lot of sh*t about colonialism for a species that metabolizes oxygen.

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I’ve always said that if I won the lotto, the first thing I would do is take care of my family. – Handing the envelope containing cash and photos to the man wearing shades

In CIA headquarters lobby, the floor map says ‘You Are Not Here.’

● No doubt it’s a smart bomb, but what’s its EQ?

● Female dragonflies will sometimes fake death to avoid having sex. Apparently male dragonflies have higher standards than male humans.

● The most common fetal position is ‘Undecided.’

● Choose a gentle nom de guerre, and a fearsome nom de paix.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Then again, was Dorothy ever really in Kansas?

SpookSpeak. F**ked-finding mission n. An official inquiry undertaken following an intelligence failure in order to determine who gets blamed.

● Redact thxs.

● I read an article about existential dread. Sure hope I never exist.

● They say to become a bluesman, you must go to the crossroads at midnight and sell your soul to the devil. Which is tough for a musician since it means skipping breakfast.

● Not all who wander are lost – unless of course they hesitate while wandering.

Executive Intelligence Summary

I’m a role model, 1:350 scale.

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