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I haven’t read The Man Who Never Was, but I’ve written it a few times.

● CI officer: If we told you, we’d have to kill you.

Me: What if you don’t tell me?

CI officer: You’ll be referred for security investigation, to include polygraph testing, for having asked in the first place.

Me: … In that case, please go ahead and tell me.

● Trying to stay ane in an inane world.

● Anyone who’s ever driven in LA knows there’s no actual way to come straight outta Compton.

● Studious? I suppose I can breed as well as the next guy.

Spaiku

A matter of life

And death? In the greater sense

Isn’t everything?

Historically, US interventionism has rarely succeeded, with most foreign governments experiencing a relapse in substance abuse within less than 5 years.

● Benjamin Franklin said that if his valet was a spy, he wouldn’t fire him if he was a good valet. As a CIA case officer, I say that if my spy isn’t a good valet, he doesn’t get recruited in the first place.

● It must feel good having your own fishing show on TV, knowing you’re feeding all those millions of people for a lifetime.

● Ask not for whom the bell tolls, unless the bell is actually tolling.

● A simmering broth

And a brothel

Need a skimmer for the froth

Both’ll!

Executive Intelligence Summary

Tell me more about this ‘consciousness.’

For poems about espionage, key rhyming words include mirage, sabotage, camouflage, and most importantly, fromage.

● If you’re a US citizen and you want to run spies for CIA in a foreign country, study the history, master the language, and become expert in the culture. Then, once you’ve learned all about CIA, take a few minutes and read up on that foreign country too.

● Viewer discretion is the better part of viewer valor.

● The famous quote ‘Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people’ discusses people.

● The ultimate false flag operation is the flag.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Stand fast? I’m getting up from this chair as quickly as I can.

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