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Weekly Intelligence Briefing


(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

Secret 180.  The fact that what goes around comes around only comes around.

  Intelligence Community Pick-up Line of the Week.  'Enhanced interrogation' would be any interrogation by you.

  In electromagnetism, the resistance of a conductor is directly proportional to the voltage measured across that conductor, divided by the current passing through it.  Isn't life a lot like that?

  We don't smell things as they are, we smell them as we are.

  Extraordinary Claims

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

Extraordinary evidence requires extraordinary research

Extraordinary research requires extraordinary funding

Extraordinary funding requires extraordinary claims

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Executive Intelligence Summary

Our troubles are behind us – and it looks like we're about to get lapped again.




The time has come for the time to stop coming.

  SpookSpeak.  Cleared adj.  1. Officially granted access to classified information.  2. Sold at a discount.  3. Removed as unwanted refuse.  4. All of the above, more or less in that sequence. Catwalk of Spies

  I'm trying to do a better job of juggling my work life and my juggling life.

  Secret Scarehead of the Week: IF IT WAS EASY, 87% STILL WOULDN'T DO IT – STUDY

  In the future, everyone will be anonymous for less than fifteen nanoseconds.

Executive Intelligence Summary

I was born free.  Looking back, I should've at least charged expenses.




All SCIFs are sexy.  Some sex is SCIFy.

  Secret 4591.5.1.  To confirm the feasibility of a recruitment pitch is two thirds justification for not attempting it.

  It's not a 'rat race' – it's a timed, closed-course rodential scurrying competition.

  You can tell a lot about a person by what they think you can tell a lot about a person by. – Catwalk of Spies

  The smell test stinks.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Time flies – economy class.


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