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The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

 

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

Life is a denied area.

  Those who would trade freedom for security deserve neither.  At least hold out for faster downloads.

  I like watching House Hunters – especially when they kill, dress and skin the house.

  I assume the phrase "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything" is a nice thing to say. Real Men Don't Get Published

  I never thought about it that way before.  But now that you mention it, I don't believe I'll think about it that way ever.

Executive Intelligence Summary

When John le Carré said blackmail was more effective than bribery, he was paid off.

                                            

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If you see something, CIA something.

  In my opinion, the White House should modify its position on intelligence reform.  My recommendation: the Downward-Facing Dog pose.

  Lightsaber User Manual, Section  7, Note 7.52.5.  Never look into the emitter matrix of your lightsaber to see if it's functioning properly.

  I quit my job at the zoo.  It was a zoo.

  If being kind is more important than being right, how about not saying this constantly???

Executive Intelligence Summary

Eternity merely postpones the inevitable. – Catwalk of Spies

 

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There's plausible denial, but there's no such thing as plausible confirmation.

  If he'd gotten the government job he was hoping to obtain by writing it, Machiavelli would have redacted 98% of The Prince.

  SpookSpeak.  News n.  Fake fake news.

  Everything truly valuable that I possess is in books (ever since I read 'How to Make a Hollow Book' on Wikihow).

  All statistics are vital.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Who seeks a scapegoat may find a scapeodile.

                                                        

The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.

 

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