The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

There's a suppository for that.

●  Intelligence Community Dis of the Day.  His front company is a shadow company of its former self.

●  Got in trouble at work for posting pictures of my wife naked.  Next time I'll at least wear sweatpants.

●  The danger in seeking to force our beliefs on others isn't that those others might someday force their beliefs on us – it's that they might someday force our beliefs on us.

●  SpookSpeak.  National security threat n.  National security.

Classics of Modern Philosophy Repackaged

– from Catwalk of Spies

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Intelligence Community Oxymoron of the Day: Intelligence Community.

●  The truth was written all over her face … but she was an expert in redaction.

●  The Law of Scary Laws.  For any behavior, policy or belief X, one's personal disapproval of X can be expressed as a scary law of the form: 'Those who fail to stand up to X will sooner or later find themselves at X's feet.'

●  It can't be pathological lying if it preserves your health.

●  Secret 66.73.  Any time the government denies knowledge, it's speaking the truth. – The Naked Intelligence Officer

Executive Intelligence Summary

Everybody wants to see the big picture.  Nobody wants to smell the big scratch-and-sniff.

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The most adversarial adversary intelligence system is always one's own.

●  Reconnoiter the area?  Isn't one connoitering enough???

●  May is Mental Health Awareness Month.  Persons who are aware of any mental health are urged to contact authorities immediately.

●  The United States contains 5% of the world's population, yet uses 24% of the world's energy.  On the other hand, the US produces 20% of the world's beer, but consumes only 12.8%.  So it's not like the US isn't sharing.

●  My life no longer revolves around sex.  Sex's immense gravitational field has finally sucked my life into its event horizon and shredded it into elementary particles. – Universal Intelligence Estimate 

Executive Intelligence Summary

We ought not let aught be for naught.