The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

Warning: Letting freedom ring at excessive decibel levels may cause tinnitus.

●  Not only do I have a search warrant, I have a find warrant too. – [context classified]

●  President Lyndon Johnson said, "The fifth freedom is freedom from ignorance."  Fine, but what are the other four???

●  Me, me, me

Me, me, me

Me eating wings

These are a few of my favorite things

Executive Intelligence Summary

The state of confusion has more than two senators. – Tradecraft

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Always act accordion to your conscience.

●  Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, unless they're cleared for TOP SECRET//TRBL//ORCON/NOFORN.

●  New Year's Prediction: Discoveries in recursion will force us to rethink our theories of discoveries in recursion forcing us to do this.

●  That 'Hallelujah' song by Leonard Cohen would have been more popular if he'd written a verse with the word 'Booyah!' in it.

●  Show me a culture with no word for awe, and I'll show you a people who've never had their tonsils examined. – Real Men Don't Get Published

Executive Intelligence Summary

If the statement 'Not every question deserves an answer' was the answer to a question, I guess that question did.

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It's the end of days somewhere.

●  The United States does not employ the 'honey trap' method to recruit foreign intelligence assets.  The United States is the honey trap method. – Tradecraft

●  The commendability of putting your best foot forward depends entirely on what you step in.

●  While breastfeeding is not in itself objectionable, be aware that breasts tend to swarm and can create a nuisance when fed in public places.

●  For all practical purposes, 'slice of life' and 'slasher' can be considered one and the same genre.

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