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The mission is the creep.

● A CIA case officer is equally comfortable at an embassy cocktail party or in a peasant hut.

Especially if the peasant hut has cocktails.

● My culture is not your costume. Your costume doesn’t contain nearly enough synthetic polyester.

● Trauma dumping? More like trauma landfill.

● When they finally sacked Troy after ten long years of war, you just know those ancient Greeks were thinking: ‘We should have tried this Trojan horse thing the very first week.’

Executive Intelligence Summary

Technically, every pizza comes with everything.

Each of us has amazing powers hidden within ourselves – just in case we stop being docile and the government needs to perform a remote reset.

● As a CIA officer, I would never spy on US citizens. Give me a hot Venezolana from the Bolivarian National Intelligence Service to lie on top of, and I’ll conduct all operations from there.

● To post my essay on the uselessness of existence, I had to sign in to the philosophy blog as an existing user.

● Not only am I a conscientious objector, I even object in my sleep.

● ‘Parasitic host’ works both ways.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Money isn’t everything – there also has to be stuff to buy.

Historically, US interventionism has rarely succeeded, with most foreign governments experiencing a relapse in substance abuse within less than 5 years.

● I haven’t read The Man Who Never Was, but I’ve written it a few times.

● Trying to stay ane in an inane world.

● Anyone who’s ever driven in LA knows there’s no actual way to come straight outta Compton.

● Studious? I suppose I can breed as well as the next guy.

Executive Intelligence Summary

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