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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) Some hopes soar, others slither. ● As an old school CIA ops officer, I was worried about whether I could function in today's digitalized intelligence world. But ever since I took that Agency training course on how to get a virtual machine drunk, I'm doing fine! ● Is it 'overthink' or 'over-think'? ● In former times, history was written in blood. Today, using digital laser technology, freeze-dried blood particles in pre-packaged cartridges are printed onto a page electrostatically. – Universal Intelligence Estimate ● To rise to the rank of entertainment executive, I bet you have to be really, really fun. Executive Intelligence Summary
Once
you read between the first couple of lines, everything after that is
basically redundant.
Given a choice between two
evils, that's already three.
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From military
officer, to president, to whiskey distiller, the career of George Washington
can be characterized as one of continuous improvement.
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Every
film produced in Hollywood is post-apocalyptic by definition.
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It was
always my parents' expectation that I would attend college one day.
But I surprised them and stayed for nearly a week.
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You complete
me. You complete-me destroy my
life.
Executive Intelligence Summary
An intelligence estimate will tend to generate greater interest if key
sections are partially disclosed prior to publication (especially if they
jiggle a little).
– The Naked
Intelligence Officer
The answer is secret – the question is top secret codeword. ● Secret 840112. The memoir of the writing of a CIA memoir would contain more intrigue by far. ● To understand the central limit theorem in probability is sufficient to refute virtually any conspiracy theory – but it requires a conspiracy to understand the central limit theorem. – Universal Intelligence Estimate ● How am I supposed to feel motivated to attend the empowerment seminar, unless I feel empowered to attend the motivational seminar??? ● 'Contradiction in terms' is a redundancy. Executive Intelligence Summary
I can
find the needle, I just need some help locating the haystack.
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