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Weekly Intelligence Briefing



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I'm a man of my code word.

  The secret to successfully cultivating double agents: keep moist and fertilize frequently.

  Time magazine just named me one of the world's 100 most influenceable people.

  Zen of search and rescue: first comes the rescue, then the search.

  The killer in me just killed the killer in you.

... So much for that theory.

Executive Intelligence Summary

I shall go gentle into that good night.  Gentle as in quiet.  Quiet as in ninja.





Never put off until tomorrow what you can schedule a series of bimonthly meetings to evolve a framework for a plan to address in Q2 of next year today.

  Much to her embarrassment, the cruder his ops reporting, the more the intelligence analyst felt her soft indicators turning rock hard.

  Why do you want to be when you grow up?

  The statement 'If something seems too good to be true, it probably is' seems too good to be true.

  A fellow could get lost in her eyes.  Although if he just kept walking he'd reach her optic nerve eventually.

PostTopSecret of the Week

– from PostTopSecret




'Collection discipline' is an oxymoron.

●  The classification of certain classified information may itself be classified.  As for the classification of that classification, that information may or may not be classified - however, whether that information is or is not classified may be classified.

  If you're a battle-scarred Jedi and you go out dancing, I bet you have to remind yourself: 'Stay chill, it's only a disco ball.'

  They say death ends a life, not a relationship - though usually the relationship is at least partly responsible.

  To help foster greater inclusiveness in language, write 'and/or and/or or/and.'

Executive Intelligence Summary

It's called the vitreous humor, not the vitreous gravitas.


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