The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

It's good to feel a sense of urgency – provided you have that sense of urgency's prior consent.

●  No cause is more important than that of intelligence reform.  If we can determine how intelligence reform is caused, we can work to develop an effective prevention strategy.

●  How's karma's karma?

●  The first casualty of Star Wars was star truth.

●  If I'm reincarnated as a male ladybug, I think I'll just go ahead and fly straight into a spider's web the very first day. – The Naked Intelligence Officer

Executive Intelligence Summary

In the land of the noseless, the man with one nostril is not king.

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Intelligence is in the night vision goggle of the beholder.

●  At CIA we've been shaken by reports of alcoholism in the Intelligence Community.

... Though fortunately we haven't been stirred. – Real Men Don't Get Published

●  What's wrong doesn't cease to be wrong merely because a majority believes it so.  It also requires my written approval.

●  You'll never win anything whining on the sidelines.  You need to get out there and start whining on the field.

●  It's OK to pick your battles, as long as you don't eat them.

PostTopSecret of the Week

– from PostTopSecret

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If I took off my sunglasses, everyone else would have to put on theirs.

●  Rumors, gossip and innuendo do not equate to intelligence.  They're typically way more accurate.

●  I'm having an out-of-experience body.

●  They say that unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.  Then again, if you're a dog you probably like that view. – My War on Terror!

Executive Intelligence Summary