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Weekly Intelligence Briefing

                        

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

The battle is twice the knowing.

●  A good briefing makes you forget you're sitting in a hot, stuffy SCIF.  A bad briefing makes you forget you're lying on the floor in one.

  There's you, there's me, and there's our relationship.  And I don't do threesomes, sweetie. To an ops officeress

●  Socialism doesn't work.  It has a rich father.

  Some are scarred long before they're wounded.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Get out before you throw me out. Universal Intelligence Estimate

           

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Dress in a martini, sip on a tuxedo.

  Secret 4391112.0No one intelligence assets are alike.

  I believe in living each day as if it's my last.  The bad news: my actual last day was fifteen years ago.

  Before we get into a pissing contest here, is the prize for height, quantity, or force per square meter? – Catwalk of Spies

  That nothing is more sacred than truth is good news for truth, but bad news for sacredness.

Executive Intelligence Summary

If you're a prisoner of conscience, try creating a distraction, then make a run for it while your conscience is looking the other way.

 

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Keep your ear to the ground, and the rest of you underneath it.

●  Diplomats drink while talking.  Ops officers talk while drinking.

●  The first mistake the Empire made was calling itself the Empire.  It should have called itself the People's Interplanetary Cooperative.

●  A butterfly cannot see its own wings.  But if it could, it would probably think: "So THAT'S what the hell happened to my abdominal prolegs."

●  'Practical joke' is a redundancy.

Executive Intelligence Summary

If all the world's a stage, America is the shiny vertical pole in the middle. Real Men Don't Get Published

                                                  

The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.

 

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