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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please. )
If I’m an
accessory to human rights violations, let me be a minaudière. ●
“When you say ‘rules of engagement,’ are you talking about directives
pertaining to combat operations, or do you mean agreeing to get
married?” she purred. “... Yeah,” I whispered, leaning closer and
pouring her another drink. – Ops
Report ●
Money doesn’t buy happiness. At least not
the smart money. The smart money leases happiness, which allows it to
enjoy a superior model of happiness with lower monthly payments plus an
option to trade in that happiness for new happiness in as little as two
years. ● I need to improve my work-work balance. ● Money launderers have bigger dryer balls.
Motivational Secret
of the Week
– from PostTopSecret
You say
‘threat
report’ like there’s some other kind. ●
Non grata, still working on persona. ●
Given that each tends to multiply around garbage, excrement and dead
bodies, ‘flies’ and ‘files’ can basically be considered different
spellings of the same word. ● I
want to take a conflict management course at work, but my manager is
conflicted because it conflicts with our management meeting. ●
What stays in Vegas is a persistent sense of
won’t-even-come-close-to-happening in Vegas.
Executive
Intelligence Summary If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?
For every CIA front There’s another front behind it Administered by a grunt Who wishes they weren’t assigned it ● A congressional intelligence committee is like a Frank Lloyd Wright house: impressive from the outside, but the inside is full of leaks. ● The love that dare not speak its name long ago became expert at encrypting it. ● I have lacrosse intolerance. I’m unable to digest a sport in which no goalie has stopped any shot ever. ● Pictures in women’s self-defense books never show women kicking other women. The idea is to leave something to the imagination. Executive Intelligence Summary
Foreign Agents Registration Act?
It’s OK, I’m American.
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