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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
Life's a pitch, then
you spy.
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This
National Intelligence Estimate has changed my thinking.
Prior to reading it, I assumed at least some of the words in the
paragraphs would relate in a meaningful way to each other.
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Intelligence Community Dis of the Week
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Note to self: Next time, gird my loins before coming to the
office.
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Happy
wife, happy life. Unhappy
mother-in-law, happy wife.
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The disguise is the blessing.
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Universal
Intelligence Estimate
Executive Intelligence Summary
You say 'derogatory
information' like there's some other kind.
The time? It's about twelve o'pocalypse. ● The words 'national' and 'security' are like precursors for a binary chemical weapon: not overly dangerous by themselves, but capable of completely shutting down the brain and nervous system when used in combination. ● A sexual what? – Responding to a job applicant's statement that she's asexual ● I'm not scared of public speaking, as long as it's not a scary public that speaks. ● If man is a rational animal, how much more animalistic, yet rationalistic, is Manimal. Executive Intelligence Summary
Time is the wound.
With liberty and justice feral. ● Strategic planning is useless unless there's a strategic vision. A strategic vision is impossible unless there's a strategic executive luncheon with a strategic open bar.
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I'm not disoriented, I'm panoriented. ● I've fixed the bugs in my time machine prototype. Next step: get the idea to build a time machine prototype.
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The word "fear" isn't in my vocabulary. It was too scary so I took
it out.
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Catwalk of Spies
Executive Intelligence Summary I love you airconditionally.
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