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Weekly Intelligence Briefing

 

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The Covert Comic.  Making the universe great again!

●  She gives good head of state. – contact report

  I assume a class action product liability lawsuit against the maker of Jedi lightsabers is a manifestation of the dark side of the Force.

●  Motivational Secret of the Week In the time it takes to say 'It's impossible,' someone has already finished saying 'It can't be done.'

●  When I tried using sex as a weapon, my wife used my weapons for sex.

PostTopSecret of the Week

From PostTopSecret

 

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He who spies and claims diplomatic immunity

May live to spy again with impunity

●  Secret 65531.  The funniest clearance is the Q clearance.  The saddest clearance is Sensitive But Unclassified.

●  Who cares whether computers are intelligent, as long as they're sincere?

●  Apparently, everything's a phallic symbol, except my phallus.

●  Whenever God opens one secure vault, He automatically closes and locks all the others. – from Catwalk of Spies

Motivational Secret of the Week

Every problem is an opportunity in disguise – you can usually tell by looking at the nose.

 

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If it's not a crime to spy on an allied intelligence service, it's a crime not to.

  Secret 21021190.  Always write your eyewash so that you're covered in case it becomes true.

  They say God always bats last.  If I never had to play a road game, I bet I'd have a pretty good record too.

  Motivational Secret of the Week.  We can never clean up after ourselves, we can only clean up during ourselves.

  The universe is 9% helium.  We're all talking in a squeaky voice all the time. – from Who Killed The Covert Comic?

Executive Intelligence Summary

If only I could neither confirm nor deny then what I can neither confirm nor deny now.

                                                  

The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.

 

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