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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) I haven’t read The Man Who Never Was, but I’ve written it a few times. ● CI officer: If we told you, we’d have to kill you. Me: What if you don’t tell me? CI officer: You’ll be referred for security investigation, to include polygraph testing, for having asked in the first place. Me: … In that case, please go ahead and tell me. ● Trying to stay ane in an inane world. ● Anyone who’s ever driven in LA knows there’s no actual way to come straight outta Compton. ● Studious? I suppose I can breed as well as the next guy. Spaiku A matter of life And death? In the greater sense
Isn’t everything?
Historically, US interventionism has rarely
succeeded, with most foreign governments experiencing a relapse in
substance abuse within less than 5 years.
● Benjamin
Franklin said that if his valet was a spy, he wouldn’t fire him if he
was a good valet. As a CIA case officer, I say that if my spy isn’t a
good valet, he doesn’t get recruited in the first place.
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It must feel good having your own fishing show on TV, knowing you’re
feeding all those millions of people for a lifetime. ● Ask not for whom the bell tolls, unless the
bell is actually tolling. ● A simmering broth And a brothel Need a skimmer for the froth Both’ll!
Executive
Intelligence Summary
Tell me more
about this ‘consciousness.’
For poems about espionage, key rhyming words
include mirage, sabotage, camouflage, and most importantly, fromage. ● If you’re a US citizen and you want to run
spies for CIA in a foreign country, study the history, master the
language, and become expert in the culture. Then, once you’ve learned
all about CIA, take a few minutes and read up on that foreign country
too. ● Viewer discretion is the better part of
viewer valor. ● The famous quote ‘Great minds discuss ideas,
average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people’ discusses
people. ● The ultimate false flag operation is the
flag.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
Stand fast? I’m
getting up from this chair as quickly as I can.
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