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Weekly Intelligence Briefing

 

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

There's a suppository for that.

●  Intelligence Community Dis of the Day.  His front company is a shadow company of its former self.

●  Got in trouble at work for posting pictures of my wife naked.  Next time I'll at least wear sweatpants.

●  The danger in seeking to force our beliefs on others isn't that those others might someday force their beliefs on us – it's that they might someday force our beliefs on us.

●  SpookSpeak.  National security threat n.  National security.

Classics of Modern Philosophy Repackaged

from Catwalk of Spies

               

                        

                              

 

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Intelligence Community Oxymoron of the Day: Intelligence Community.

●  The truth was written all over her face … but she was an expert in redaction.

●  The Law of Scary Laws.  For any behavior, policy or belief X, one's personal disapproval of X can be expressed as a scary law of the form: 'Those who fail to stand up to X will sooner or later find themselves at X's feet.'

●  It can't be pathological lying if it preserves your health.

●  Secret 66.73.  Any time the government denies knowledge, it's speaking the truth. The Naked Intelligence Officer

Executive Intelligence Summary

Everybody wants to see the big picture.  Nobody wants to smell the big scratch-and-sniff.

       

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The most adversarial adversary intelligence system is always one's own.

  Reconnoiter the area?  Isn't one connoitering enough???

  May is Mental Health Awareness Month.  Persons who are aware of any mental health are urged to contact authorities immediately.

  The United States contains 5% of the world's population, yet uses 24% of the world's energy.  On the other hand, the US produces 20% of the world's beer, but consumes only 12.8%.  So it's not like the US isn't sharing.

  My life no longer revolves around sex.  Sex's immense gravitational field has finally sucked my life into its event horizon and shredded it into elementary particles. Universal Intelligence Estimate 

Executive Intelligence Summary

We ought not let aught be for naught.

 

The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.

 

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