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Which came first, the bang or the burn?

● The blowback resulting from a roll-up could cause a blow-up resulting in a rollback. – Ops report

● Whoever said ‘The hand is quicker than the eye’ never tried rolling them down an inclined plane.

● Gotta pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues. For example, knowing you should never rhyme ‘blues’ and ‘ooze’ – I learned that lesson the hard way.

● You never hear the phrase ‘get a life’ anymore. Maybe everybody got one.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Trust this process.

In CIA headquarters lobby, the floor map says ‘You Are Not Here.’

● No doubt it’s a smart bomb, but what’s its EQ?

● Female dragonflies will sometimes fake death to avoid having sex. Apparently male dragonflies have higher standards than male humans.

● The most common fetal position is ‘Undecided.’

● Choose a gentle nom de guerre, and a fearsome nom de paix.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Then again, was Dorothy ever really in Kansas?

SpookSpeak. F**ked-finding mission n. An official inquiry undertaken following an intelligence failure in order to determine who gets blamed.

● Redact thxs.

● I read an article about existential dread. Sure hope I never exist.

● The irony is not lost on me, it’s exploring.

● We talk a lot of sh*t about colonialism for a species that metabolizes oxygen.

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I’m a role model, 1:350 scale.

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