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Weekly Intelligence Briefing

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

The secret of happiness is not redacted.  The secret of happiness is redaction itself.

●  Read some truly scary intelligence today regarding efforts by a Third World government to develop weapons of mass destruction.

… 'World.'  Talk about a terrifying concept. – My War on Terror!

●  The 'hate' in 'whatever' is silent.

●  Studied the writings of Mao Zedong this week.  Whoever 'the masses' were, I think we can all agree that the Chinese Communist Party was morally justified in leading a popular revolution to remove them from power.

●  Philosophy is the longest distance between one point.

Executive Intelligence Summary

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All lists are black.

●  I've carried diplomatic pouches that were bigger than this country. –

●  The knowledge that the knowledge that knowledge is power is power is power.

●  'If you can't understand my silence, how will you understand my words?' she signed, in Vulcan.

●  You'd be surprised how many things are fully hunky, but only partly dory.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Failure to understand reality is not reality's fault?  How do you figure??? – Real Men Don't Get Published

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Does this National Intelligence Estimate make my assets look phat?

●  If the American people knew how good a job the CIA was doing, the CIA wouldn't be doing a good  job.

●  Some read lips.  Others write them.

●  Dekatheism is the belief that the total number of gods that exist is greater than zero, but less than one.

●  People ask if it's possible to find love after age 40.  The answer is yes – you just have to reach your hand down a little lower. – The Naked Intelligence Officer

Motivational Secret of the Week

Be.  But not necessarily in that order.