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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) Secret 481080. If you can't pay the loot, don't recruit. ● An intelligence agent is to intelligence as a nerve agent is to nerves. ● What kind of films do I prefer? It depends on the substrate. ● Stagger like nobody's watching. Eat brains like you'll never be shot in the head. – Motivational Quotes for Zombies ● Cookware sticks to a Teflon man. Executive Intelligence Summary
O life, where is the respite from thy stinging?
See all evil. Hear all evil. Officially decline comment on all evil. ● Secret 4695. He who thinks I'm hesitating is lost. ● What's real in politics is what voters decide is real. What's a real voter is decided by what's real in politics. ● Scared of scarring – scarred of scaring. ● Motivational Secret of the Week. Remember: if they have a restraining order against you, you have a restraining order against them. Executive Intelligence Summary
The 'or' in 'make or
break' is inclusive.
'Meeting' shouldn't be a dirty word. It shouldn't be a word at all. ● They asked me if she was an agent provocateur. I answered no, and passed the polygraph. ... Obviously, she was an agente provocatrice. ● Intelligence Community Dis of the Day. He'd give you the shirt off his back hair. ● To please everyone is difficult. To displease everyone is impossible. ● Cold hard facts tend to spoil when exposed to air. Executive Intelligence Summary
America cannot be the world's policeman.
America's too busy being the world's animal control officer.
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