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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
The plan is the
contingency, and the contingency is the plan.
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Intelligence Community Dis of the Day.
Let's just say she
operates under various official covers.
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Gazing
up at the stars at night, I realize how small and insignificant my
problems aren't. – Galactic Emperor Palpatine
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When
software developers say 'refer to a member of the current object from
within the constructor using
this,' they're
not necessarily offering advice about Java keywords.
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As long as there's an i in 'deity,' I really don't care how you spell
'team.'
– Catwalk of Spies
Executive Intelligence Summary
They say a good
conscience is a perpetual feast. What they don't tell you: it's all Brussels sprouts.
'Threat management' is
a redundancy.
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Wanna come to my place and collect information that reveals my plans,
intentions and capabilities?
–
The Naked Intelligence
Officer
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Something wicked this way skips.
● How am
I? According to cosmic inflation theory, as a result of the
exponential expansion of space that occurred 10-36 seconds
following the Big Bang. ● Never judge a person by the color of their skins. Executive Intelligence Summary
Irony has been
replaced by titaniumy.
You can't make this stuff up. Making this stuff up is a violation of Title 18, Section 1001 of US federal law. ● 'Collection plan' – choose one. ● It's said that horror is the removal of masks. But wearing a mask – with that plastic smell and the rubber band slipping all the time – isn't much fun either. ● Ever notice that the Korean Peninsula looks a lot like Florida? And the similarities don't end there. Just like North Koreans, North Floridians tend to be poorer, more insular, and have a massive armed presence along the de facto border separating them from the south. ● If high heels are so wonderful, why do only 37% of men wear them? Executive Intelligence Summary
Freedom isn't free. But thank God liberty is still libertine.
–
The Naked
Intelligence Officer
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