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The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

                        

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?  In that order?

  Secret 27915981.  After you dig up the dirt, put it back in the hole.

  62% of all home injuries occur in the hotel room.

  If necessity is the mother of invention, invention is puppies.

  What an elephant never forgets isn't worth knowing in the first place.

Executive Intelligence Summary

When in doubt, doubt likes it if you talk dirty to her.

                                                      

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Get into nanointelligence before it gets into you. – suggested recruiting slogan, CIA Directorate of Science and Technology

  My station chief once told me "You never stop recruiting an asset."

"That's why your talents would be better used cleaning the SCIF."

  It was Patrick Murphy Malin, not the Quakers, who coined the phrase "Speak truth to power;" but everyone's scared to tell the Quakers this.

  Secret 90719081.  No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures; but any number of women are a pleasure in their hypocrisies.

  The more advanced the robot, the less likely that it will want your job.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Hate needs the hated more than love needs the loved.

 

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There's nothing so atrocious as the exercise of illegitimate power – especially when illegitimate power tries to do sit-ups.

  Secret 0.5914210.  Peace is a mistress: you keep her with secrecy, deception and cash.

  Long ago I vowed not to stand on the shore while others were building ships and sailing to new lands.  So now I own a beach chair.

  Is it closer to fair or to middling?

  Saying and doing are two thousand different things.

Executive Intelligence Summary

You made your bed, now jump up and down on it.

                                                  

The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.

 

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