The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

Secret 15919240.  Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must use a silencer.

●  I've never understood how some intelligence officers can shatter lives and then just submit an expense form.  Whenever I try to do that, Accounting always makes me attach receipts.

●  What begoes around becomes around.

●  Over the last 20 years, usage of the word 'denial' has declined by nearly 5%.  Does this mean fewer people are in denial, or more?

●  Before you criticize a baby, crawl a mile in its diaper. – Catwalk of Spies

Executive Intelligence Summary

It's not polite to have a point.

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I said it was all-source intelligence.  I never said the number of sources was a positive integer.

●  Intelligence Community Pick-up Line of the Week.  I'm an indications watch officer, and I've been watching your indications all night.

●  Every day is International Tangled Web of Emotions Day.

●  Spontaneity is the province of youth – though I hear Saskatchewan is pretty swingin' too.

●  For a while I thought I was bisexual, but only because I tend to get 'bi-' and 'semi-' mixed up. – Real Men Don't Get Published

Executive Intelligence Summary

Shhh ... I heard I thought something.

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A presidential finding?  Maybe if the finding was taller and had whiter teeth.

●  My ops plan calls for me to be incognito.  Specifically, Jenny Cognito from Personnel.

●  She told me to stop trying to save her.  So I converted her to a low-risk certificate of deposit and enjoyed a significantly higher interest rate.

●  It may be a common delusion that we make things better by talking about them, but I'm still glad you told me it is.

●  I'm not questioning that I shouldn't bite the hand that feeds me, I'm questioning whether that's a hand. – Tradecraft

Executive Intelligence Summary