The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

The denial is the service.

●  When preparing to pitch a developmental, ask yourself the question: 'If I heard this pitch from a CIA case officer, would I agree to be recruited?' (Note: if the developmental asks you why you're talking to yourself, either laugh it off, or consider terminating that individual.)

●  If we were as dedicated to our religion as we are to supporting our favorite sports team, we could have twice as many tailgate parties!

●  The philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein said 'Everything that can be said can be said clearly.'  But I think we know what he meant.

●  Are more people suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder these days, or are there just fewer things worth paying attention to? – My War on Terror!

Executive Intelligence Summary

We're all hardened structures, but some of us have a greater blast pressure per square centimeter resistance ratio.

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Thou shalt have no other gods before me (or on either side of me, if those gods look cuter or slimmer than me).

●  'High 2: Risk of Circumvention' is a Freedom of Information Act exemption that allows the government to withhold from release information pertaining to administrative or personnel matters – which has prompted numerous US intelligence agencies to officially declare 'We're High 2.'

●  This campaign hears the voices of the outraged and the marginalized.  (Then again, this campaign hears voices generally.)

●  Shoutout to folks who don't hyphenate!

●  Not only were romantic love and gunpowder both invented in the Middle Ages, they were created in the same act. – Universal Intelligence Estimate

Executive Intelligence Summary

If less is more, what is selflessness, homelessness and toplessness?

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Whatever doesn't kill me – on the contrary, whatever has more than once saved my life.

●  Her slender digits deftly unzipping his folder, she eagerly placed his now visibly decompressed file into her waiting repository. – Bit Rate Seduction: A Signal Processing Romance

●  Now that nobody wears them anymore, nothing happens at the drop of a hat.

●  Personalization n.  A process by which, based on his or her digital profile, an individual is assigned a personality by the Internet.

●  If you need anything, just let me no. – Universal Intelligence Estimate

Executive Intelligence Summary

Do not the hokey pokey, if thou hopest for the hanky panky.