The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

Life's a pitch, then you spy.

●  This National Intelligence Estimate has changed my thinking.  Prior to reading it, I assumed at least some of the words in the paragraphs would relate in a meaningful way to each other. – Intelligence Community Dis of the Week 

●  Note to self: Next time, gird my loins before coming to the office.

●  Happy wife, happy life.  Unhappy mother-in-law, happy wife.

●  The disguise is the blessing. – Universal Intelligence Estimate

Executive Intelligence Summary

You say 'derogatory information' like there's some other kind.

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The time?  It's about twelve o'pocalypse.

●  The words 'national' and 'security' are like precursors for a binary chemical weapon: not overly dangerous by themselves, but capable of completely shutting down the brain and nervous system when used in combination.

●  A sexual what? – Responding to a job applicant's statement that she's asexual

●  I'm not scared of public speaking, as long as it's not a scary public that speaks.

●  If man is a rational animal, how much more animalistic, yet rationalistic, is Manimal.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Time is the wound.

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With liberty and justice feral.

●  Strategic planning is useless unless there's a strategic vision.  A strategic vision is impossible unless there's a strategic executive luncheon with a strategic open bar.

●  I'm not disoriented, I'm panoriented.

●  I've fixed the bugs in my time machine prototype.  Next step: get the idea to build a time machine prototype.

●  The word "fear" isn't in my vocabulary.  It was too scary so I took it out. – Catwalk of Spies

Executive Intelligence Summary

I love you airconditionally.