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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
Intelligence Community euphemism of the day. 'Certified Space Force
eligible.' ●
In analysis, raw intelligence refers to the
state of information collected. In ops, raw intelligence refers to the
state of who I’m collecting it from. ●
It’s
all funds and gains until someone loses ROI. ●
Which is the greater criminal: he who sells the instruments of violence,
or he who plays them really badly? ●
When Walter Annenberg wrote “Accomplish
something every day of your life,” I assume this counted as his
accomplishment for that day.
Executive
Intelligence Summary Death is but a sleep – plus you don’t
have to get up to go to the bathroom as frequently.
The spotter, assessor,
developer, recruiter and handler shall be the spotted, assessed,
developed, recruited and handled. ●
SpookSpeak.
Secret government warehouse n.
A classified facility where secret governments are stored. ●
Carpe diem dulcis: Seize a nice day! ● My wife and I practice the algorithm method.
We only have sex when the computer tells us to. ● Hatred and ignorance go hand in hand. Or at
least they would, if ignorance knew how and hatred was a little more
affectionate.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
As
if self and parody weren't the same thing.
‘Twas spy ops
Enabled the psyops
That freed Odysseus
From the Cyclops ●
No doubt she’s
a bombshell, but is she fire-and-forget? – [Context classified] ●
Algorithm. From algos (Greek: ‘pain’) and rhythm
(‘regularly repeated’). ●
When pushing the envelope comes to shoving the envelope. ●
The night is not young. It’s just wearing a good concealer.
Executive
Intelligence Summary It’s only doomscrolling if you don’t want the
stuff to happen.
The Covert Comic. Read him while you still can!
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