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Weekly Intelligence Briefing


(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

CIA Cyber Ops: blue screen of death of death.

  SpookSpeak.  Panama Papers n.  (Intelligence Community) A brand of rolling papers used for smoking Panama Red.

  The death of the American dream is the American dream.

  A little taste of freedom, and a lot of people's lives spiral totally into control.

  I never met a man who never met a man he didn't like I liked. Real Men Don't Get Published

Word Puzzle of the Week

One of these concepts is not like the others!




Just because they say they mean what they say doesn't mean what they say means what they say it means.

●  There's no secret to happiness.  It's actually classified top secret codeword.

  Secret 23.  Possession of a life is not a prerequisite for telling somebody else to get one.

●  If you weren't a cyanobacterium 2.4 billion years ago, I'm thinking for you it was probably more like the Not-So-Great Oxygenation Event.

●  How can a stick have a short end??? My War on Terror!

Executive Intelligence Summary

When the bottom falls out, it'll be the new top.




Every link you click saves one life, and ends another.

●  Secret 81253592.  When investigating a leak, the first question isn't who, but from what orifice.

●  You were the last guy with me on Saturday night. – entry in Father's Day essay contest: 'You're a Father If ...'  

●  The problem with trading liberty for security: per IRS rules, fair market value of bartered services received is taxable income.

●  What you can't rise above, you may yet seep under. Catwalk of Spies

Executive Intelligence Summary

Not only does it take all kinds, it never gives any of them back.


The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.



Blow Your Cover!

Nothing says "I can neither confirm nor deny that I regularly read the Covert Comic" like a genuine Covert Comic bumper sticker.

Create your own covert action!  [Officially don’t] purchase and affix these stickers to the bumpers of CIA or FBI counterintelligence officers’ cars, street signs in heavily traveled areas of Georgetown, cubicles at the Defense Intelligence Agency, the back of Air Force One, etc.

Stickers are standard 3x10 inch, full color, and are shipped promptly and secretively via First-Class Mail (no shipping fee!).  Price: $10.  Allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.

(Note: An ultra-classified portion of proceeds from the sale of Covert Comic bumper stickers goes to Fisher House, a tax deductible charity providing lodging and other support to families of wounded US military personnel.  ... And you're right, lady, I am arrogant and self-serving.)





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