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Weekly Intelligence Briefing

... Don't ask.

 

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

Lie not with the uncleared if you talk in your sleep.

●  Nothing is more vital to our nation's security than timely, accurate intelligence.  But don't tell nothing that, or it'll get a swelled head.

  The longer the e-mail chain marked "Urgent!" drags on, the less urgent it was in the first place.

●  In my heart of hearts, I hope there aren't more hearts I don't know about.

 The last person in the world you should be sleeping with is still a person you should be sleeping with. My War on Terror!

Executive Intelligence Summary

What castle isn't built in the air?

                                                

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The cleared get clearder, and the uncleared get unclearder.

  It was the usual dog and pony show: the ponies riding the dogs. – after briefing the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence

  November 13th is World Kindness Day.  November 16th is International Day for Tolerance.  Trust me, you do NOT want to confuse them. 

  When wrestling with your conscience, watch out for its trademark move: the piledriver.

  For years I thought the saying was 'Keep your rear to the ground.'  And truth be told, it's always worked pretty well for me.

Executive Intelligence Summary

If we can't peacefully resolve our differences, let us at least violently resolve our similarities. – The Naked Intelligence Officer

 

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Dark matter is attitude.

  A CIA ops officer never uses an asset as a 'discard' to protect more valuable assets.  A country or two maybe, but never an asset.

  Secret 9.6.218.  The name of any animal sounds scarier if you put the word 'grizzly' in front of it.

  You could do worse than be a statistic – you could be a type I error.

  If the ointment's any good, what does it matter if there's a fly in it? – Real Men Don't Get Published

Executive Intelligence Summary

The longer the limo, the shorter the ride.

                                                         

The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.

 

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