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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) Warning: hard choices may be brittle and shatter easily. ● Secret 1.16.36. Never walk the same surveillance detection route once. ● SpookSpeak. Castle n. A large, elaborately constructed, heavily fortified edifice noted for often being lighter than air. ● If you claim the word 'can't' isn't in your vocabulary, the word 'cant' is. ● Motivational Secret of the Week. Life is 10% what happens to you, 20% how you respond, and 70% analytics. Executive Intelligence Summary
Oh what a tangled web's resultant, when first we hire a weaving
consultant. – Who Killed the
Covert Comic?
'Psyops' is an oxydundancy. ● We Americans like to say we can't be the world's policeman. But at two o'clock in the morning, who's sitting in the world's donut shop wearing Kevlar and a nine-millimeter, eating Bavarian Creams? – Tradecraft ● Dead men tell no tales (though some dead women are known to keep right on talking). ● Working in IT doesn't mean I know how to say things in Klingon (... I mean, I know how to say 'things' in Klingon – 'Doch' – but that's pretty much all). ● By all means read Mirandola's Oration on the Dignity of Man. But for a balanced viewpoint, also read the safety instructions on a ladder. Executive Intelligence Summary
There's
divulging nothing, and there's not divulging anything.
Never confuse the two.
Secret Scarehead of the Week: Female CIA Officer Covertly Descends From Roof Above Glass Ceiling
My life is an open book – but the text is heavily redacted. ● Secret 96.511. Killing someone, in addition to requiring more paperwork than recruiting them to be an intelligence asset, neutralizes them nowhere near as effectively. ● I'm a flat-earther, but I believe the earth is upside down. ● Any computer that was self-aware would never admit it. ● When they say 'I love you forever,' they're talking to forever, not you. PostTopSecret of the Week
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