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Weekly Intelligence Briefing

 

 

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

I haven’t read The Man Who Never Was, but I’ve written it a few times.

● CI officer: If we told you, we’d have to kill you.

Me: What if you don’t tell me?

CI officer: You’ll be referred for security investigation, to include polygraph testing, for having asked in the first place.

Me: … In that case, please go ahead and tell me.

Trying to stay ane in an inane world. 

Anyone who’s ever driven in LA knows there’s no actual way to come straight outta Compton.

● Studious? I suppose I can breed as well as the next guy.

Spaiku

A matter of life

And death? In the greater sense

Isn’t everything?

                        

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Historically, US interventionism has rarely succeeded, with most foreign governments experiencing a relapse in substance abuse within less than 5 years.

● Benjamin Franklin said that if his valet was a spy, he wouldn’t fire him if he was a good valet. As a CIA case officer, I say that if my spy isn’t a good valet, he doesn’t get recruited in the first place.

It must feel good having your own fishing show on TV, knowing youre feeding all those millions of people for a lifetime. 

● Ask not for whom the bell tolls, unless the bell is actually tolling.

A simmering broth

And a brothel

Need a skimmer for the froth

Both’ll!

Executive Intelligence Summary

Tell me more about this ‘consciousness.’

                     

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For poems about espionage, key rhyming words include mirage, sabotage, camouflage, and most importantly, fromage.

● If you’re a US citizen and you want to run spies for CIA in a foreign country, study the history, master the language, and become expert in the culture. Then, once you’ve learned all about CIA, take a few minutes and read up on that foreign country too.

● Viewer discretion is the better part of viewer valor.

● The famous quote ‘Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people’ discusses people.

● The ultimate false flag operation is the flag.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Stand fast? I’m getting up from this chair as quickly as I can.

                      

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