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Weekly Intelligence Briefing

    

 

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If Im an accessory to human rights violations, let me be a minaudire.

● “When you say ‘rules of engagement,’ are you talking about directives pertaining to combat operations, or do you mean agreeing to get married?” she purred.

“... Yeah,” I whispered, leaning closer and pouring her another drink. – Ops Report

Money doesn’t buy happiness. At least not the smart money. The smart money leases happiness, which allows it to enjoy a superior model of happiness with lower monthly payments plus an option to trade in that happiness for new happiness in as little as two years.

● I need to improve my work-work balance.

● Money launderers have bigger dryer balls.

Motivational Secret of the Week

– from PostTopSecret

 

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You say threat report’ like there’s some other kind.

● Non grata, still working on persona.

● Given that each tends to multiply around garbage, excrement and dead bodies, ‘flies’ and ‘files’ can basically be considered different spellings of the same word.

I want to take a conflict management course at work, but my manager is conflicted because it conflicts with our management meeting.

● What stays in Vegas is a persistent sense of won’t-even-come-close-to-happening in Vegas.

Executive Intelligence Summary

If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?

 

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For every CIA front

There’s another front behind it

Administered by a grunt

Who wishes they weren’t assigned it

A congressional intelligence committee is like a Frank Lloyd Wright house: impressive from the outside, but the inside is full of leaks.

● The love that dare not speak its name long ago became expert at encrypting it.

● I have lacrosse intolerance. I’m unable to digest a sport in which no goalie has stopped any shot ever.

● Pictures in women’s self-defense books never show women kicking other women. The idea is to leave something to the imagination.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Foreign Agents Registration Act?  It’s OK, I’m American.

 

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