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The definition of secret is unclassified, and vice versa.

  SpookSpeak.  Recruit v.  (Intelligence Community) To cruit an asset again, typically after having decruited that asset previously.

  It says in the Talmud that we do not see things as they are, we see things as we are.  And if you don't believe the Talmud, just ask a thing.

  Albert Einstein: "The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms."

Numerous jazz musicians: "Everything is everything." My War on Terror!

  Mom warned me about girls like you, Mom.

Executive Intelligence Summary

The Zen you find at the top of the mountain is probably the Zen that fell out of my backpack.




Do Not Attempt Resuscitation.  Resuscitate, or resuscitate not, there is no attempt.

  Secret 8191625.  'Crisis team' is a redundancy.

  Say what you will about the doctrine of papal infallibility, but when I saw Pope John Paul II skiing on television, he didn't fall even once.

  I like my women like I like everything else I have no business referring to using a possessive determiner.

  If our actions are the interpreters of our thoughts, they sure speak with a thick accent.

Universal Intelligence Estimate

Kingdoms fall

Temples crumble

All because a girl

Consents to take a tumble

Kingdoms rise

Temples men construct

All because a girl

Declines to get amorous





The cleaner the dirty work, the dirtier the clean.

  Secret 987270.  Diplomacy and espionage go hand in crotch.

  There's no reason to fear the genderfluid, as long as you don't spill any.

  SpookSpeak.  Action n.  A particularly unconvincing form of bluff.

  You'd think the lyrics to a song called "Ramblin' Man" would be longer than 13 lines. Catwalk of Spies

Executive Intelligence Summary

The US government's policy of separating migrant families is an outrage.  As an American citizen, I demand that my family be separated first.


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