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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please. )
Dis all misinfo,
miss no disinfo. ●
In my country it's perfectly permissible to
let the government know your feelings – in fact, it helps us optimize
voltage levels. –
Security official in that country ●
In the end, a project is what you put into
it. So depending on what you put into a project, you might want to avoid
standing directly behind its end. ●
Back in the Old West, I bet Native American
media theorists taught: 'The smoke is the signal.' ●
Learn to recognize those who are
thin-skinned. And even more importantly, those who are
thick-exoskeletoned.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
The future is not googleable. I found that on Google.
Every ‘I can neither confirm nor deny’ statement begins with I can.
– Motivational Thoughts for Official Spokespersons ●
Wait, the blast doors we installed in the
foreign minister’s residence were supposed to protect against
explosions???
...
Uh-oh. ●
If I had a name like ... .- -- ..- . .-..
/ -- --- .-. ... . I'd probably invent Morse code too. ●
Of course, when the Jell-O hits the fan, everybody wants to take credit
for it. ● I'm not wallowing
in self-pity, this is a self-pity Tough Mudder event.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
As long as you have two or fewer, your ducks are always in a row.
Whom
you offer a secret, to that secret you offer. ●
Confirmed target is witting – in fact, target
is so witting he just wit his pants. – Ops report ● I’m not divorced
from reality, but we are seeing other people. ● When I was diagnosed with acquired ptosis, it wasn't all that eye-opening. ● Instead of walking a mile in your shoes,
would it be OK if I jogged? That way I can experience the world from
your perspective and also get some good aerobics in.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
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