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(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

WARNING: Due to centrifugal effects, what goes around, when coming around, may detach and accelerate rapidly toward observer.

  The best defense against fundamentalism isn't drones firing missiles, but girls reading books.

Specifically, books like Counter-fundamentalist Missile-firing Drone Operations for Girls.

  I read that the axioms of equality hold a privileged place in mathematics.  I wonder if mathematics isn't being just a little hypocritical here.

  Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not. – Eric Idle

Death has a plot that's simpler by far: first you're nearly there and then you are. – [CLASSIFIED]

  Right up there at the top of the list of things that are better than sex has got to be compiling and collating the list itself. My War on Terror!

Executive Intelligence Summary

From PostTopSecret




Collection technology is the sildenafil in the marriage of HUMINT operations and analysis.

  Law Enforcement Sensitive?  Every law enforcement officer I know is.

  SpookSpeak.  Appreciation of the Situation n.  (Mil/Intel) A process of logical reasoning based on assessment of relevant data; typically followed by Aggravation of the Conflagration.

  The invention of the electric streetlight made it easier for police to identify prostitutes, and more urgent for ordinary women to dress like them.

  The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to fill out and submit a Possibility Limits Discovery Request Form. Tradecraft

Executive Intelligence Summary

You say 'mixed reality' like there's some other kind.




The heart is a Secure Compartmented Information Facility – remove all sensitive materials before permitting entry to non-cleared personnel.

  In recognition of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, classified text in CIA documents released under the Freedom of Information Act, rather than being blacked out, will be pinked out this month instead.

  I always think before I speak.  I always think "I think I'll speak now."

  It's a dog-lick-dog's-own-genitals world. My War on Terror!

  I'm not irreproachable.  You can come hang with me any time.

Executive Intelligence Summary



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