The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

Secret 23.8.j.  Jesus doesn't have security clearances.  Jesus is security clearances.

●  This is critical intelligence – it's been bad-mouthing me ever since I collected it. –

●  SpookSpeak.  Troubleshooting n.  The practice of injecting trouble intravenously, typically performed by trouble addicts.

●  They say men like cars and women like clothes.  As a guy, I definitely agree.  As long as I'm in my car, what the heck do I need clothes for? – Universal Intelligence Estimate

●  A definition of terrorism presupposes the terrorism of definition.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Everything is survivable, except survival.

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Secret 29918191.  Divide and conquer.  Unite and divide.

●  Underhead reconnaissance is the greater INT by far.

●  When I was a kid, I never knew where my next meal was coming from.  Restaurant, delivery, catered – it seemed like every meal came from a different place. – Who Killed the Covert Comic?

●  Women tend to be leery of men who promise them the moon.  A woman wants to be promised, at the very least, a galactic supercluster.

●  Nobody knows how it feels to be me, except it.

Executive Intelligence Summary

When you reach common ground, check to make sure you're not sinking.

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The hardness is the target.

●  SpookSpeak.  Spooksplain v.  To explain a classified topic to someone, and having told them, to be required to kill them.

●  How about a zombie film about making a zombie film?  But if that's been done already, how about a zombie film about making a zombie film about making a zombie film?

●  An intelligence test measures one's ability to get out of having to take it.

●  Sometimes you have to extend a membrane process for what you believe in, even if it means extending that membrane process alone. – Motivational Quotes for Amoeboids

Executive Intelligence Summary

You go your way, and I'll go thine.