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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) The agent your access agent provides you access
to is you.
● Recommend
amicable termination of asset. Station can assign asset’s best friend to
carry out the job. – Ops report
●
Wait, that crazy old guy I knocked out after he tried to hit me with a
stick because I didn’t know the answer to some weird question was a Zen
master???
… No wonder I experienced satori enlightenment! ● Saw a rap artist profiled on Unsung. I
thought: well yeah, pretty much by definition.
●
If ‘Large Hadron Collider’ was spelled just a little differently, it
would make for a great ‘women-are-like-a-Higgs-boson’ joke.
Executive
Intelligence Summary I’m not emotionally unavailable. I’m more
‘emotionally in stock but may require an additional 1-2 days to
process.’
Better to be persona non grata, than persona
all too. ● Subject’s backstory suggests recruitment
potential. And her frontstories aren’t bad either. – Ops report
● In the AI era,
smart programmers know how to get around the ‘I’m not a human’ CAPTCHA. ● When it came to the Ottoman Turks, Vlad
impaled in comparison. ● You don’t drink to drown your sorrows, you
drink to give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Executive
Intelligence Summary Redact thxs.
Caution: failure
to know the truth does not protect one from being set free by it. – John
8:32 disclaimer
● In espionage, a
‘blind date’ is an unexpected meeting request on behalf of an
intelligence asset, which raises the risk that the case officer is being
set up for capture by a hostile security service.
… In other
words, pretty much the same as regular blind dating.
● The question isn’t why it’s called a taco if it’s not meant to be
eaten, the question is why you can buy two for ten dollars on the
street.
● I have self-esteem issues, but they’re not first editions.
● Maybe if they had put a little more effort into it, the labor theory
of value would be better appreciated today.
Executive Intelligence Summary
If you’ve ever keeled over drunk, you know the saying ‘May the road rise
up to meet you’ isn’t necessarily a blessing.
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