The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

Cyber intelligence watch officer?  Officer not afraid!

●  'According to a reliable HUMINT source with proven access' is to intelligence as 'based on a true story' is to Hollywood films.

From PostTopSecret

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A policy that won't fly, may yet slither.

●  I woke up face down on a dirty floor, a pack of scruffy kids rifling through my pockets.  At the sight of an approaching woman cursing loudly, they scattered.  Slowly taking stock of my surroundings, I realized I had made it upstairs to the kitchen of our house. – Contact Report

●  One could be forgiven for concluding that artificial intelligence is the outsourcing of human thought - provided one apologized to artificial intelligence and agreed to at least six months of neural monitoring.

●  Switzerland's policy of non-aggression applies solely to military matters, and does not extend to its chocolate.

●  Let's schedule a meeting to disgust the proposal. – At the UN

Executive Intelligence Summary

What I love

And what I have set free

And what I await the return of

Is me

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You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.  You'll have to wait and evade it tomorrow.

●  By sheer coincidence, the blouse bordering her plunging décolletage was exceedingly sheer, barely concealing her coincidences. – Contact Report

●  The best defense against a cyber attack?  Deliver a swift, hard kick to the cyber's groin.

●  If her husband hadn't cheated on her, the film would have been called 'Baking Cookies with the 50 Foot Woman.'

●  Actually, I don't mind being treated like a number, as long as it's a big, important number. – Who Killed the Covert Comic?

Motivational Secret of the Week

If you don't levitate for something, you'll stand for everything.