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The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

    

 

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

In Washington DC, you long long for a brief brief.

  "So do I pass my background investigation?" she purred seductively.

"Yeah," I said, "... And you're not exactly failing your foreground investigation either."

  When eating whipped cream, I try not to think about the pre-homogenized dairy compounds that were flogged in order to produce it.

  Polyamory n. Panodium.

  There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it (there are, however, numerous howevers, althoughs, neverthelesses, and notwithstandings). Universal Intelligence Estimate

Motivational Secret of the Week

If I myself can't shine, let me at least stand in the light (you know, so it looks like I'm shining).

 

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This file is so sensitive, the header blushes when you read it.

●  CIA does not collect intelligence in the United States.  But if intelligence in the US is ever discovered, rest assured we at CIA will be all over it.

  I bet the spirit animal of most animals is that same species of animal.

  I tell people I'm carbon-neutral.  But the truth is, I like carbon.  A lot.

  The fact that dropped toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Anna Månsdotter, beheaded in 1889 for the murder of her son's wife, was the last woman to be executed in Sweden.

Anna Månsdotter

This is the story of Anna Månsdotter

Who with her son and fellow plotter

Slew his wife, Hanna Johansdotter

For Anna Månsdotter thought herself hotter

The authorities sought her, and soon after caught her

And according to the detective's blotter

The suspect, Ms. Månsdotter, thought her

Son would take the rap and not her

Anna Månsdotter was led to slaughter

And although they might instead have shot her

The chopping block her crime had got her

To this day Swedes have not forgot her

                            

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Mark my words: The policy of reclassification is a complete disaster and will fail miserably.

  SpookSpeak.  Lover from another cover n.  A former romantic interest from a previous intelligence operation in which one employed a different alias. 

  I visited the space museum.  Really impressive.  Some of the space there is billions of years old.

  Life is a carousel: to help ensure proper functioning of the pulley connecting the pinion gear to the platform, always keep a spare drive belt.

  I'll believe in nanotechnology when I don't see it. Who Killed the Covert Comic?

Executive Intelligence Summary

Catch 22 … and throw it back.

 

The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.

 

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