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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please. )
I'm a man of my code word. ●
The secret to successfully
cultivating double agents: keep moist and fertilize frequently.
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Time magazine
just named me one of the world's 100 most influenceable people.
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Zen of search and rescue: first comes the rescue, then the search.
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The killer in me just killed the killer in you.
... So much for that theory.
Executive Intelligence Summary
I shall go gentle into that good night.
Gentle as in quiet.
Quiet as in ninja.
Never put off until
tomorrow what you can schedule a series of bimonthly meetings to evolve
a framework for a plan to address in Q2 of next year today. ●
Much to her
embarrassment, the cruder his ops reporting, the more the intelligence
analyst felt her soft indicators turning rock hard. ●
Why do you want to
be when you grow up? ●
The statement 'If
something seems too good to be true, it probably is' seems too good to
be true. ●
A fellow could get
lost in her eyes. Although
if he just kept walking he'd reach her optic nerve eventually.
PostTopSecret of
the Week
– from PostTopSecret ' *
'Collection discipline' is an oxymoron. ● The classification of certain classified information may itself be classified. As for the classification of that classification, that information may or may not be classified - however, whether that information is or is not classified may be classified. ● If you're a battle-scarred Jedi and you go out dancing, I bet you have to remind yourself: 'Stay chill, it's only a disco ball.' ●
They say death ends a life,
not a relationship - though usually the relationship is at least partly
responsible. ●
To help foster greater
inclusiveness in language, write 'and/or and/or or/and.' Executive Intelligence
Summary
It's called the vitreous humor, not the
vitreous gravitas.
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