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Reburn After Burning After Reading. – Manager’s recommended classification after reviewing my intelligence report

● Idea: To increase viewership of the annual Bulletin of Atomic Scientists Doomsday Clock news conference, have a sexy model move the clock hands.

● Badass in the streets

Tender in the sheets

Drunk in the tweets

● He’s a Renaissance man: podcaster, digital lecturer on podcasting, author of the online audio book Podcast!, and spoken word internet poet whose poems address issues in the podcasting community.

This project schedule is written in stone. Flowing magma is stone, right?

Executive Intelligence Summary

You say ‘cognitive’ and ‘dissonance’ like they’re not the same thing.




Spying among friends is not acceptable. – German Chancellor Angela Merkel, responding to news reports about CIA intelligence collection against Germany (and after checking with German intelligence to verify the reporting was true)

● To attend a State Department briefing is to realize that the Inuit aren’t the only people with a lot of words for snow.

● Letter To My Younger Self.

Dear younger self: Every letter you write to yourself is a letter to your younger self, dumbass.

● They say if you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. Hey, I can’t count my money!

● There’s pretty much only one way to duct-tape a cat’s skin back on it.

Executive Intelligence Summary


Anyone aware of any mental health? Just asking since it’s May.




Contrary to rumor, CIA did not write the song ‘Wind of Change’ – though we did write the lyrics to ‘I’m Too Sexy.’

● ‘Three-body problem’ refers to disposal where I work.

● Each of us possesses an inner spiritual compass. But not everyone’s needle is magnetized.

● “Im not a robot” I click robotically.

● If this bed of mine told everything it knew, it would mostly talk about temperature control, motion isolation and lumbar support.

Executive Intelligence Summary

You say ‘intrusive thought’ like there’s some other kind.


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