The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

WARNING: Due to centrifugal effects, what goes around, when coming around, may detach and accelerate rapidly toward observer.

●  The best defense against fundamentalism isn't drones firing missiles, but girls reading books.

Specifically, books like Counter-fundamentalist Missile-firing Drone Operations for Girls.

●  I read that the axioms of equality hold a privileged place in mathematics.  I wonder if mathematics isn't being just a little hypocritical here.

●  Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not. – Eric Idle

Death has a plot that's simpler by far: first you're nearly there and then you are. – [CLASSIFIED]

●  Right up there at the top of the list of things that are better than sex has got to be compiling and collating the list itself. – My War on Terror!

Executive Intelligence Summary

From PostTopSecret

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Collection technology is the sildenafil in the marriage of HUMINT operations and analysis.

●  Law Enforcement Sensitive?  Every law enforcement officer I know is.

●  SpookSpeak.  Appreciation of the Situation n.  (Mil/Intel) A process of logical reasoning based on assessment of relevant data; typically followed by Aggravation of the Conflagration.

●  The invention of the electric streetlight made it easier for police to identify prostitutes, and more urgent for ordinary women to dress like them.

●  The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to fill out and submit a Possibility Limits Discovery Request Form. – Tradecraft

Executive Intelligence Summary

You say 'mixed reality' like there's some other kind.

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The heart is a Secure Compartmented Information Facility – remove all sensitive materials before permitting entry to non-cleared personnel.

●  In recognition of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, classified text in CIA documents released under the Freedom of Information Act, rather than being blacked out, will be pinked out this month instead.

●  I always think before I speak.  I always think "I think I'll speak now."

●  It's a dog-lick-dog's-own-genitals world. – My War on Terror!

●  I'm not irreproachable.  You can come hang with me any time.

Executive Intelligence Summary