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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please. )Set phasers on Glock. – Beaming down to the surface of a particularly violent, backward planet ● She was five feet seven inches of burning passion. And that was widthwise. – Contact Report ● Most parties are gender reveal parties, eventually. ● She gave me a look you could make ice cubes with. "Why the Rubbermaid easy release ice cube tray face?" I asked. ● 11% of Americans believe HTML is a sexually transmitted disease. In reality of course, HTML is caused by bacteria living in the lower bowel. Executive Intelligence Summary
I'm not bitter. I'm more
umami.
You say 'foreign
intelligence' like there's some other kind. ●
Of all the
embassies in all the cities in all the world, she walked into mine.
... And oh did I intend to stamp her visa. –
Contact Report ●
The least
badass part of my bad ass is badder-ass than the baddest-ass part of
your clearly non-bad ass. – from
Badass Quotes ●
Knowing the
rhythm is gonna get me, I carry a concealed suicide pill on my person at
all times. ●
Don't tell people "Tomorrow belongs to
those who prepare for it today" today.
Prepare today and tell them tomorrow. Executive Intelligence
Summary As if the economy itself isn't a gig.
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If the source is bleeding, it's OSINT by definition. ● At most. – My manager, answering a question on my performance evaluation: 'Does he/she qualify as an Intermittent Federal Employee?' ● ... Wait, the F in MILF doesn't stand for fathom??? ● Motivational Secret of the Week. Avoid those who attempt to establish dominance in relationships by diminishing the self-worth of others. If they're not willing to commit to diminishing your self-worth exclusively, you need to move on. ● That it is what it is does not imply that it isn't what it isn't. PostTopSecret of the Week
– From PostTopSecret
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