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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please. )
The
THREATCON system has been renamed by the Department of Defense due to
persistent semantic confusion between the terms THREAT and CON.
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Case officer Margaret X. successfully
debriefed subject. Please find briefs enclosed.
– Ops
report
● I’m not saying
I don’t believe in ghost photography – I just question how a ghost would
lug all that equipment around.
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It turns out that the writer Franz Kafka was
handsome, athletic, popular with women and frequently promoted at work.
Talk about Kafkaesque.
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If reference books aren’t supposed to be
checked out, how come they dress so slutty???
Executive
Intelligence Summary
I
don't have the slightest idea – but my ideas are pretty close.
‘Depreciation’ is the decrease in value of an asset over time due to
use, wear and tear, obsolescence and/or defection of that asset to the
US. ●
Subject’s behavior indicates a serious
character flaw: he has a character.
– Ops
report ● It’s not the thread you're hanging by, it’s
what part of you that thread is wrapped around. ● If you refrain
from clicking on a 'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15 points. ● There are two sides to every story. That’s my
story and I’m sticking to one and/or the other side of it.
Executive Intelligence Summary
If I win the skins game, do I have to actually touch the skins?
Threat intelligence? I've seen smarter.
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Just because it's Write-For-Release doesn't make it right for release;
but to make it right for release it needs to be Write-For-Release.
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I'm a fact checker, but I would never intentionally check a fact into
the boards. ●
When you asked
me if I would rather make love with you or eat pizza, and I asked if it
was extra pepperoni, I meant the lovemaking.
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The key to success is surrounding yourself with a talented person. –
Habits of Highly Effective Endoparasites Executive Intelligence Summary
How can I love others if I don’t love myself – and why hasn’t wikiHow
published an article on this yet???
The Covert Comic. Read him while you still can!
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