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The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

    

 

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Dis all misinfo, miss no disinfo.

In my country it's perfectly permissible to let the government know your feelings – in fact, it helps us optimize voltage levels. Security official in that country

In the end, a project is what you put into it. So depending on what you put into a project, you might want to avoid standing directly behind its end.

● Back in the Old West, I bet Native American media theorists taught: 'The smoke is the signal.'

Learn to recognize those who are thin-skinned. And even more importantly, those who are thick-exoskeletoned.

Executive Intelligence Summary

The future is not googleable. I found that on Google.

 

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Every ‘I can neither confirm nor deny’ statement begins with I can. – Motivational Thoughts for Official Spokespersons

Wait, the blast doors we installed in the foreign minister’s residence were supposed to protect against explosions???

... Uh-oh.

If I had a name like ... .- -- ..- . .-.. / -- --- .-. ... . I'd probably invent Morse code too.

Of course, when the Jell-O hits the fan, everybody wants to take credit for it.

I'm not wallowing in self-pity, this is a self-pity Tough Mudder event.

Executive Intelligence Summary

As long as you have two or fewer, your ducks are always in a row.

 

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Whom you offer a secret, to that secret you offer.

Confirmed target is witting – in fact, target is so witting he just wit his pants. – Ops report

I’m not divorced from reality, but we are seeing other people.

When I was diagnosed with acquired ptosis, it wasn't all that eye-opening.

● Instead of walking a mile in your shoes, would it be OK if I jogged? That way I can experience the world from your perspective and also get some good aerobics in.

Executive Intelligence Summary

 

The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.

The Covert Comic.

Read him while you still can!