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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) What keeps CI officers up at night is the
thought of foreign intelligence services accessing Agency information
systems. It’s like natural sildenafil.
● I failed my
polygraph. I was inattentive to its needs, and I had an inappropriate
relationship with an ocular-motor deception test. ● To sell one’s soul may be madness, but not to
find out how much one could get for it is just plain dumb. ● If one is the loneliest number, I bet √-1 is
its imaginary friend.
● That affluence
need not beget influence is a bunch of effluents.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
Sometimes I’m
the windshield
Sometimes I’m the
bug
But I’ll never be
a griper
As long as I’m
not the windshield wiper
I just want to say that if they’re not actually happening, some of
these conspiracies sound like pretty good ideas.
● At CIA, ‘case
officerette’ is considered offensive. The correct term is case
officeress.
● Last night I
did a lot of soul searching. But I must have been using SafeSearch
because my soul kept coming up blurred. ● At the end of the day, keeping daylight
saving time will mean it’s not the end of the day yet! ● Remember: once you take a self-help course,
you can never be helped by another person again.
Executive
Intelligence Summary It licked me so I’m its.
In the intelligence community, ‘bang and burn’
doesn’t only refer to paramilitary ops. ●
Obtaining an
Operational Approval will tend to involve more operatives than the
operation being approved. ● America can no longer be the world’s
policeman. Per European Union guidelines on gender-neutral language,
America is now the world’s policeperson. ● New research suggests that most of a
suckerfish’s diet is composed of host fecal matter – which if true would
make the suckerfish an even more accurate social metaphor than we
thought. ● Any woman can stun in an evening gown,
provided she carries a sufficiently powerful cattle prod. Executive Intelligence Summary When you stop and think about it, why not drop and roll too!
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