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● 5 Things Accomplished At Work Last Week: A CIA Officer’s Report

1. ███ ███ ████ ██

2. ███ ████ ███ ████

3. ███ ██ ████ ███

4. ████ ██ ███ ██

5. Manipulated global weather Friday morning, then ███ ████ ████ ███

● April is Stress Awareness Month. The good news: April is also Alcohol Awareness Month.

● Actually, the first rule of pretty much any club should be: you do not talk about that club.

● Brouboohoo n. A sad brouhaha.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Let your conscience be your slide.

O how a web do thus we tangle

When a double agent we attempt to dangle

● I said I’m a member of the intelligence community. I never said I haven’t slept on the occasional intelligence community park bench.

● That moment just before clicking ‘I’m Not A Robot,’ when I inwardly reconfirm.

● Having a vagina should not disqualify one from public office (as long as one doesn’t have the vagina in that office.)

● Devil in details. Details at eleven.

Executive Intelligence Summary

If he buckles his swash, how daring and romantic could he be???

Mission criticality does not imply criticality of mission.

● As an operations officer, subject excels at thinking on her feet, consistently boasting the best pedicure of any member of the station. – Evaluation of new CO

● An opportunity to say the word ‘kerfuffle’ is sufficient justification for causing one.

● “Silence is more powerful than proving a point,” he mimed.

● A good hamburger looks like someone eating a good hamburger.

Executive Intelligence Summary

No one’s really a fool until they stop asking questions

… right?

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