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I just want to say that if they’re not actually happening, some of these conspiracies sound like pretty good ideas.

● At CIA, ‘case officerette’ is considered offensive. The correct term is case officeress.

● Last night I did a lot of soul searching. But I must have been using SafeSearch because my soul kept coming up blurred.

● At the end of the day, keeping daylight saving time will mean it’s not the end of the day yet!

● Remember: once you take a self-help course, you can never be helped by another person again.

Executive Intelligence Summary

It licked me so I’m its.

The CIA has a long history of meddling internationally – typically earning no worse than a silver.

● Intelligence Sources And Methods Involved? I didn’t even know they were dating.

● America can no longer be the world’s policeman. Per European Union guidelines on gender-neutral language, America is now the world’s policeperson.

● New research suggests that most of a suckerfish’s diet is composed of host fecal matter – which if true would make the suckerfish an even more accurate social metaphor than we thought.

● Any woman can stun in an evening gown, provided she carries a sufficiently powerful cattle prod.

Executive Intelligence Summary

When you stop and think about it, why not drop and roll too!

In the intelligence community, ‘bang and burn’ doesn’t only refer to paramilitary ops.

● Obtaining an Operational Approval will tend to involve more operatives than the operation being approved.

● Last night I finally achieved multiple orgasms. Next year I’m going for number three.

● The needs of the Larry and Curly outweigh the needs of the Moe.

● You only live √–once.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Actually, I shudder to think in general.

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