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December in Russia. As always, Edward remains snowed in.

● The hills were alive with the sound of music. … Too alive. – Ops report

● Generative AI is experimental? Has anyone told generative AI that?

● December 12^th is International Day of Neutrality. It could have been another date, but nobody had a preference one way or the other.

● The death of any person diminishes me. (Then again, I could probably stand to lose a few pounds.)

Executive Intelligence Summary

My search for meaning is now officially a recovery operation.

Never overthrow a popularly elected government. If anything, underthrow it a little.

● A CIA case officer’s first agent recruitment is not unlike a first love: awkward, perhaps a little embarrassing, but nothing to be ashamed of as long as you pass your follow-up polygraph.

● The lovelier a woman’s name, the more beautiful the song written about her. For example: Sara, Rhiannon, Michelle, and of course, Wildthing.

● It’s said that we humans use only about ten percent of our brains. I bet if we used forty or fifty percent, we could figure out a way to use only two or three.

● A celebrated feminist refused to call herself a housewife because she said she hadn’t married a house. By that logic, I’m definitely a walkinclosethusband.

Executive Intelligence Summary

If you don’t believe in the cultural power of mythos, drop a few into a large bottle of Diet Coke.

Cluster analysis expert, analyze thy own cluster.

● Joining the CIA required that I reconcile my religious beliefs with practices like deception, bribery and blackmail. Fortunately, deception, bribery and blackmail turned out to be religious too.

● Gangsta rap artists call it ‘the hood’ in order to avoid stirring up the ‘neighbor’ vs ‘neighbour’ spelling debate.

● He that hath Super Friends must show himself super friendly. – Proverbs 18:24

● Oh what a tangled web we knit, when first we practice to bullsh*t.

Executive Intelligence Summary

The call is coming from inside … DA HOUSE!!!

(Dope beats and serious booty shaking ensue.)

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