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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) A clenched fist cannot shake hands, let alone
operate a belt-fed weapon. ● They say every PCS is really a posting to
oneself. Here’s hoping I don’t get PNG’d this time. ● No one ever said life was easy. Instead,
people use euphemisms like ‘life is an active dater.’
● World Dyslexia
Awareness Day is October 8th? I could have sworn it was
August 1st. ● Having my privacy respected is my definition
of a difficult time.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
I read the
Cannibal Manifesto. The part where it says they like to eat people is on
page 289.
When it comes to black ops, CIA/Special
Activities darkens in comparison.
● I can confirm that intelligent sources and methods were not
compromised. … The question was about intelligence
sources and methods? Let me check and get back to you. – Ops
briefing
● Remember: if someone tries to prevent you from observing World
Pacifism Day, and you don’t resist, they’re actually helping you observe
World Pacifism Day.
● I didn’t say ‘men have feelings too.’ I said men have feelings: two. ● ‘Jaguar’ is a question whar ah come from.
Executive Intelligence Summary
The buck doesn’t give a damn where it stops.
In the intelligence community, the nicer the
sidewalk, the more likely you are to get mugged.
● Me, tasking an
intel asset: “Are my instructions clear?”
Asset: “No.”
Me: “Excellent,
please proceed.” ● For
a while I thought I was bisexual, but only because I tend to get ‘bi-’
and ‘semi-’ mixed up.
● A unicycle is a training wheel for learning
to levitate. ● Zugzwang n. A situation in which one’s next action can only have a negative result. (The American realized he now had no choice but to attempt to say the word ‘zugzwang.’)
Executive
Intelligence Summary The house of love is a rage room.
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