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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
Just because I’m
a case officer working out of a CIA base doesn’t mean I’m a base CIA
case officer. ● ‘Targeted killing,’ her official spokesperson
neither confirmed nor denied. – Miss Marple Joins the CIA
●
Though Michelangelo defined it as the essence of beauty, you probably
want to be careful about calling a woman
“the
purgation of superfluities”
on a first date. ● One aspect of canonization I’m not clear on:
do they fire the canon at the saints, or put the saints inside the canon
and launch them? ● In my opinion, there should be an FBI warning
against unauthorized reproduction in general.
Executive
Intelligence Summary The morale will continue until beatings
improve.
CIA
xxxxxxxxx Station: proud recipient of the Good
Safehouse-keeping Seal.
● America’s
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court should be renamed the Foreign
Restricted Intelligence Surveillance Court, to reflect the fact that it
only authorizes surveillance under special circumstances (and
also because its acronym would be ‘FRISC,’ which sounds way cooler).
● I’m not afraid
of being doxed. Just because strangers learn the details of my private
life doesn’t mean I have to. ● In New Jersey, you could do worse than end up
in a watery grave. You could end up in a cementy grave, or a landfilly
grave, or a football stadiumy grave. ● Whoever said hindsight is 20/20 was 20/400.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Walk all over me; I like it.
SpookSpeak.
Notional agent n. An agent that does not exist. (Compare:
agent with notions – an existing agent who is about to become
notional.)
●
Host government
assured station it will honor detained CO’s right to trial buy jury.
– Ops report ● I went to a rage room, but they told me I
needed a reservation. So I made two reservations: one to work off my
original rage, plus a second reservation to work off my rage at needing
to make a reservation for a rage room. ● I always think before I speak. I always think
“I think I’ll speak now.”
● If only not
finding out meant one wasn’t f***ing around.
Executive
Intelligence Summary How can I be in cahoots with others, unless I
first learn to be in cahoots with myself?
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