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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) In the intelligence community, ‘bang and burn’
doesn’t only refer to paramilitary ops.
● Obtaining an
Operational Approval will tend to involve more operatives than the
operation being approved.
●
Last night I finally achieved
multiple orgasms. Next year I’m going for number three.
● The needs of
the Larry and Curly outweigh the needs of the Moe.
● You only live
√–once.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
Daniel Patrick Moynihan said “Secrecy is for losers.” He was right. At my agency we don’t even look at anything below Top Secret/SCI.
● SpookSpeak. Negative control
n.
The use of blackmail against an intelligence asset. (See: Positive
control n. The offer not to use negative control.) ● I need an emotional support animal – but a
different animal for each emotion. ● I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again –
at least until someone comes up with an alternative neuter singular
pronoun for the nominative and accusative cases. ● Die or get rich tryin’.
Executive
Intelligence Summary Actually, I shudder to think in general.
The mightiest
of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you’re
not permitted to bring a weapon into a government building. ● Never lie on a polygraph. The needles get all
bent, and then they ask you even more questions. ● You say ‘cosplay convention’ like there’s
some other kind. ● The
Super Bowl has become so commercialized, its religious meaning is in
danger of being lost completely. ● [Alien visiting our planet]: Tell me more
about this ‘wiggle room.’
Executive
Intelligence Summary If thy nostril offend thee, stick thy finger in it.
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