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SpookSpeak. Living my best life idiom. 1. (Espionage) Utilizing one’s most thoroughly backstopped cover. 2. (Personal existence) See 1.

● There was a young woman who swallowed a spy

I can neither confirm nor deny

Why she swallowed a spy

Maybe she’s CI

● Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for our next guest … and leave them there. – Introducing Pope Leo XIV on American TV

● Removing the core, cooking in sugar syrup, and sealing in a glass jar preserves apples and a reputation.

● I admire women who tweet about their sex lives. Talk about serious multitasking skills.

Executive Intelligence Summary

If you can tell my eyes are dilated, they’re not dilated enough.

Intelligence Community redundancy of the day: lipstick pistol.

● Saw a headline in the Washington Post this morning: ‘CIA Rocked By Exposé.’

Having attended their lunchtime concert at Langley yesterday, I can confirm that the Post is dead-on: those ladies can still bring it like they did back in the 1980’s!

● I bet the statement ‘It behooves you to wear this’ always gets a laugh during pony play.

● I put a crawl tube from the foot of my bed to my closet. Let the monsters fight it out.

● How often are we reminded that what truly matters in life can’t be quantified (I’m talking about annual per capita reminders, to two decimal points).

Executive Intelligence Summary

Not to make everything about me. – God, creating humans in his own image

Historically, Vienna has been considered the espionage capital of the world, owing to the presence there of spies from dozens of intelligence agencies seeking to determine why Vienna is considered the espionage capital of the world.

● Insurgent officer in the Congo taking the names of recruits: Nom de guerre?

Insurgent named de Guerre: Oui.

● You just know the singer Randy VanWarmer was a randy van warmer.

● To die while one is putting things into perspective really puts putting things into perspective into perspective.

● How am I supposed to feel motivated to attend the empowerment seminar, unless I first feel empowered to attend the motivational seminar???

Executive Intelligence Summary

This shadow ban called life.

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