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Caution: failure to know the truth does not protect one from being set free by it. – John 8:32 disclaimer

● In espionage, a ‘blind date’ is an unexpected meeting request on behalf of an intelligence asset, which raises the risk that the case officer is being set up for capture by a hostile security service.

… In other words, pretty much the same as regular blind dating.

● Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes? Damn.

● What does love mean to me? What doesn’t love do mean to me???

● Jaw-droppingness is in the mouth of the beholder.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Better an emotional roller coaster, than an emotional Gravitron ride.

Good intel agents get you promoted. Bad intel agents get you intel.

● Got stood up by my Egyptian asset. He said my commo was confusing.

Not sure why, since I double-checked the translation of 𓅓𓅂𓅂𓏏𓐍𓄿𓏏𓐍𓅓𓄿𓇋𓈖𓐍𓋴𓄿𓂧𓄿𓏏𓐍𓄿𓆯𓅂𓈖𓅲𓅂𓐍𓈎𓇋𓅱𓋴𓈎𓐍𓄿𓏏𓐍𓈖𓅱𓅱𓈖 before sending.

● If a red dress doesn’t make you feel like dancing, I can ask my father to put on something else.

● I’m on a plant-based diet. Specifically, the plants where they manufacture Cheetos.

● Don’t judge a baby until you crawl a mile in its diaper.

Executive Intelligence Summary

You say ‘perfect stranger’ like there’s some other kind.

If the mobile SCIF is undulatin’, don’t bother investigatin’.

● SpookSpeak. Fabricator n. An asset or would-be asset who claims to have access to leadership which he or she does not possess. (Subject, the elected head of state of the country, is a known fabricator).

● I bought a book on time management. I need some pointers on how to terminate time for cause.

● Being on the rebound is tough when you don’t bounce so much as splatter.

● I ate who I’ve become. – From ‘Voices of Autosarcophagy’

Executive Intelligence Summary

Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just standing to stretch.

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