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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
O how a web do
thus we tangle
When a double
agent we attempt to dangle
● I said I’m a
member of the intelligence community. I never said I haven’t slept on
the occasional intelligence community park bench.
● That moment
just before clicking ‘I’m Not A Robot,’ when I inwardly reconfirm. ● Having a vagina should not disqualify one
from public office (as long as one doesn’t have the vagina in that
office.)
● Devil in
details. Details at eleven.
Executive
Intelligence Summary If he buckles his swash, how daring and
romantic could he be???
Mission
criticality does not imply criticality of mission. ● As an operations officer, subject excels at
thinking on her feet, consistently boasting the best pedicure of any
member of the station. – Evaluation of new CO ● An opportunity to say the word ‘kerfuffle’ is
sufficient justification for causing one. ● “Silence is more powerful than proving a
point,” he mimed. ● A good hamburger looks like someone eating a
good hamburger.
Executive
Intelligence Summary No one’s really a fool until they stop asking
questions
… right?
We’re all concealment devices, but some of us
have more convincing false bottoms.
● What keeps CI officers up at night is the
thought of foreign intelligence services accessing Agency information
systems. It’s like natural sildenafil.
● Psychologists
claim head positioning can predict a psychopathic personality. But it
seems to me you probably have issues no matter where you put the
victim’s head.
●
Before we get into a pissing contest here, is the prize for height,
quantity, or force per square meter?
● That affluence
need not beget influence is a bunch of effluents.
Executive
Intelligence Summary Live fast, die y
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