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Each of us has amazing powers hidden within ourselves – just in case we stop being docile and the government needs to perform a remote reset.

● As a CIA officer, I would never spy on US citizens. Give me a hot Venezolana from the Bolivarian National Intelligence Service to lie on top of, and I’ll conduct all operations from there.

● To post my essay on the uselessness of existence, I had to sign in to the philosophy blog as an existing user.

● Not only am I a conscientious objector, I even object in my sleep.

● ‘Parasitic host’ works both ways.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Money isn’t everything – there also has to be stuff to buy.

I haven’t read The Man Who Never Was, but I’ve written it a few times.

● CI officer: If we told you, we’d have to kill you.

Me: What if you don’t tell me?

CI officer: You’ll be referred for security investigation, to include polygraph testing, for having asked in the first place.

Me: … In that case, please go ahead and tell me.

● Trying to stay ane in an inane world.

● Anyone who’s ever driven in LA knows there’s no actual way to come straight outta Compton.

● Studious? I suppose I can breed as well as the next guy.

Spaiku

A matter of life

And death? In the greater sense

Isn’t everything?

Historically, US interventionism has rarely succeeded, with most foreign governments experiencing a relapse in substance abuse within less than 5 years.

● Benjamin Franklin said that if his valet was a spy, he wouldn’t fire him if he was a good valet. As a CIA case officer, I say that if my spy isn’t a good valet, he doesn’t get recruited in the first place.

● It must feel good having your own fishing show on TV, knowing you’re feeding all those millions of people for a lifetime.

● Ask not for whom the bell tolls, unless the bell is actually tolling.

● A simmering broth

And a brothel

Need a skimmer for the froth

Both’ll!

Executive Intelligence Summary

Tell me more about this ‘consciousness.’

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