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As a veteran Agency officer, let me be the first to acknowledge the problematic history of CIA covert political operations. – Nominating the problematic history of CIA covert political operations for the Presidential Medal of Freedom

● Subject’s interpersonal skills are excellent. His intrapersonal skills, not so much. – Ops report

● Always remember that the questions are more important than the answers. As long as you ask enough questions, the teacher won’t have time to go over new material.

● The coordination is the intimacy.

● Is it that a lot of stuff looks like the Virgin Mary, or that the Virgin Mary looks like a lot of stuff?

Executive Intelligence Summary

The only thing common to success and failur is u.

Avoiding weasel words in one’s intelligence analysis isn't easy when one’s intelligence analysis is about weasels.

● SpookSpeak. Napper agent n. An asset, not recruited to be a sleeper agent, who when assigned operational tasking becomes functionally comatose.

● Not necessarily agreeing with everything they do, but that death squad is legit squad goals.

● Who named it a lobotomy, and not reason-ending surgery?

● What’s good for the goose is good for the gander (as long as the gander doesn’t mind being called a goose).

Executive Intelligence Summary

It’s starting to look like a good time to crawl back into the woodwork.

I’d come in from the cold, but outside it’s warmer.

● This anarcho-syndicalist collective ain’t gonna overthrow itself.

… Oh wait, it just did. – Ops report

● Existentially speaking, autofill and autocomplete may as well be the same thing.

● If you marry conjoined twins, don’t refer to them as ‘my better halves.’ The correct term is ‘my better two-thirds.’

● The gods wait to delight in me? That probably explains why they keep looking at their watches.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Walk On Baiku

Cup in hand, he sings

I pass, playing deaf. Who's the

Real street performer?

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