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No longer seeing is believing. – First principle of LASINT

● As a CIA officer I target assets, engage in classified operations, and every few years get a new cover, just like any other American.

● No doubt some legislators aren’t as straitlaced as they appear, but you can’t seriously tell me the entire US Congress is bicameral.

● If I’m no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I’m at least as big as whatever I annoy.

● The term is dopamine, not dopaours.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Oh what a tangled web we knit, when first we practice to bullsh*t.

How big a check can our cached Czech cash assuming our cached Czech can cash checks? – Cold War ops cable

● Attended a meeting at CIA/Office of Congressional Affairs. If those folks are supposed to be running honeypot operations against members of congress, they’re going to have to do a lot better.

● The test said you have a genius IQ if you can name all 10 scientific instruments in the picture. It never said you couldn’t use the name ‘Jennifer’ twice.

● It’s impossible to listen to Funkadelic perfunctorily.

● Less addenda, more subtracta.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Note to self: When casting my fate to the wind, make sure to cast it downwind next time.

The mission is the creep.

● A CIA case officer is equally comfortable at an embassy cocktail party or in a peasant hut.

Especially if the peasant hut has cocktails.

● My culture is not your costume. Your costume doesn’t contain nearly enough synthetic polyester.

● Trauma dumping? More like trauma landfill.

● When they finally sacked Troy after ten long years of war, you just know those ancient Greeks were thinking: ‘We should have tried this Trojan horse thing the very first week.’

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