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The English Heritage plaque at 22b Ebury Street in London should be changed to read: ‘Ian Fleming, creator of James Bond, officially never lived here.’

● Reports that CIA is researching how to manipulate the world’s weather have created a storm of controversy. But I predict it’ll blow over.

● Hop on a call? I’ve been known to hop, bark, roll over and play dead.

● Comorbid adj. Able to watch more than one Scandinavian film.

● Making my presence felt, but in a textile sense.

Executive Intelligence Summary

We call the singer tone-deaf when the orchestra’s out of tune.

The best area denial weapon is usually the area itself.

● Confirmed that subject is unwitting regarding his role in the operation. In fact, he should be finished unwitting by close of business today. – Ops report

● My wife thinks I’m suffering from depression, but I’m just experiencing a reduction in gross domestic product over two consecutive quarters.

● If you have any idea who did or didn’t give an Irish goodbye, it wasn’t an Irish party.

● Truth be told, it’s not really that difficult for guys to get a woman’s bra off. We just enjoy having the saleslady come over and unhook us.

Executive Intelligence Summary

You beg to differ? What’s so different about begging???

The cleartext file is the most encrypted of all.

● 5 Things Accomplished At Work Last Week: A CIA Officer’s Report

1. ███ ███ ████ ██

2. ███ ████ ███ ████

3. ███ ██ ████ ███

4. ████ ██ ███ ██

5. Manipulated global weather Friday morning, then ███ ████ ████ ███

● April is Stress Awareness Month. The good news: April is also Alcohol Awareness Month.

● Actually, the first rule of pretty much any club should be: you do not talk about that club.

● Brouboohoo n. A sad brouhaha.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Let your conscience be your slide.

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